Step into the corn maze, get lost, go deeper, try going back, it's hopeless. And that damn scarecrow keeps showing up, is it moving? I swear, each time it's in a different position completely... And why is it so, lusty? And that echoeing voice in my head, I can't get it out of my mind, I think I'm going mad! I've tried not listening to it, but I can't, it's pushing me deeper into the maze,is it the scarecrow? What does it want, I feel deep down, I must know what is it. Begin the Goon, become addicted to corn. Pervy, delicious bliss of porn, I mean corn. I mean gooning, no no, wait it's corn, just delicious corn. Goon to Porn. Become an empty headed porn gooner, a mindless little scarecrow, lost in the pornfield. Weak and addicted to no end. Pumping and pumping. Just one more step deeper into the maze, one more pump longer. Just pumping.