we've just been on a successful tinder date and you invite me back to your place. i get comfy on your bed by taking off my socks and shoes, but you prematurely cum hands free to the sight of my bare feet! i'm so disgusted by you that i decide to add you to my list of men i've put in a chastity cage. i lock up your cock as a warning to other women that it's useless and will cum too fast.