Something very new and very exciting happened this week - here's how the story goes. Home, with the end of a cold. Didn't feel up to making my weekly vid in the morning, but as the day went on, I got hornier - thought I'd take advantage of that, and started watching naughty things on my phone, throwing up a couple of cameras in case the mood took me. Well, you can hear how wet I got... Came once, went for a second, and then... I squirted. A proper, full blown squirt. On the couch. Surprised the hell out of me, because I've never done it properly before. I've always been pretty gushy, but nothing like this, not a full-blown movie-style explosion. Here it is, with some slow-mo too. And yes, I'll definitely be letting it happen again!