You've been sent to my office one too many times this month for not completing your homework. Detention, writing lines, and cleaning the bathrooms did not work for you. I have gotten permission from your guardians to implement a new punishment. I will be hitting your balls with your school ruler 30 times. 30 times for each day of homework you have missed in a row. First, you will tie up your balls for me using the shoelace from your gym shoes. Make sure your balls are nice and tight. Prepare yourself. These hits will be swift and unrelenting. If you whine, I will add an extra 5 swats to your balls. I don't care if they hurt. I only care if you do your homework!