Hey! What are you doing in my room the night before yours and my sister's wedding? You have a crush on me?!? Are you serious?? This is so inappropriate to tell me tonight! What were you thinking?! Oh, I see, you need to get it out of your system and then we won't ever speak of it again? And you promise not to tell my sister about this? Fine! I'll suck your cock and fuck you like you've never been fucked before! This. One. Time.