I am so glad that you’re here to undergo the procedure that you’ve been begging for for years. Today is finally the day that I part you from your manhood. Not just your balls, but your penis as well. I show you the tools of my trade and explain that I’ve done hundreds of these procedures. Don’t be alarmed if I get a little excited, I think that all men should be fixed. Can you really believe that I’m going to part you from your junk? That’s such a great name! Junk. It really is, isn’t it? Let’s get on with it. Shouldn’t take too many snips of my scissors. After all, it’s really not that big.