Tis the season to be VERY generous and I how how bad you want to FUCK me but you also know that will NEVER happen. Why? Well I've told you this so many times before but your penis is too small for me. Taking a chance having sex with you would be a awful experience for me. Instead I'll tell you all about my alpha boyfriend and how much I enjoy his cock. Since it's clear you will never get these sexual privileges with me I've decided to turn you into a fart slave cuck. You'll take ANYTHING you can with me and smelling my gassy asshole will be the closest thing you get to my pussy. You're here to make me happy and please me no matter what fart slave so bring me your face and take a deep inhale of my most rotten fart EVER!  Since it's getting close to Christmas I wore this ugly sweater to cover my big boobs. Fart Cucks don't even get to see my tits! Be thankful I wore sexy thongs and let you get really close to my asshole. Now fart sniffer I want you to stroke really hard and try to not cum until my last fart! Make your balls ache for each and every nasty fart I squeeze out of my smelly asshole. I have many loud farts waiting for you.