You've been a bad boy, haven't you? You deserve to be punished. Your punishment will be laid out for you - a special one week menu to fatten you up as much as possible. By the end of the week you'll be a fat, greasy piggy. On a diet? Trying to get into shape? Too bad! You deserve this punishment - you deserve to be fattened up and you'll have to shove every single fatty calorie into your face exactly as I command it. Follow my special menu and you'll be nice and fattened up by the end of the week.