Some guys get to fuck me. You just get to pay me. I know guys who fuck a new woman (or 2) every weekend. I can’t believe how much you struggle to get any pussy at all. There’s no shortage of horny women out there, it’s just that none of them want to fuck you. No woman wants you staring at them and drooling over them. That’s why it’s only right that you pay a pussy free loser tax, for me letting you even look at me. Of course, you’re not all as pathetic as each other, so the amount I’ll charge you depends on how much of a loser you are. You’ll find out what your tax rate is in the clip. Most of them are pretty low actually. In fact, I think some of you won’t be paying any tax at all this year. Will you be one of the lucky ones? Probably not.