Usually, I exit my load straight into your mouth, but today I want to watch you work a little harder for your meal. You're going to serve me today from my bathroom, specifically from my toilet bowl. First, you'll watch me excrete my waste into the toilet. By the time I'm done, the stench of my brown savory logs will have you frothing at the mouth, and you'll be begging to have a taste. So go ahead, Toilet slave. Take a mouthful. Dig your head into the filthy toilet and chomp on my chewy dookies. Don't forget to slurp up my dirty water! Once my delicious waste has been completely consumed, you can worship and serve my asshole by licking my brown remains off of it. Why would I waste toilet paper when you can clean my ass instead? Give my sacred hole a good wipe with your tongue to finish filling your body with my excrement.