Honey, you keep making a wet mess in our shared bed! Every night I wake up to find that you have soaked the sheets again. I am tired of resting in it. From now on, you will wear bright pink, crinkly, princess pampers! I don't want to hear your complaints. If you don't want to break up, you will wear these. Look how nice and thick they are. You won't be able to wet the bed now. I have a secret, now that you're wearing the pampers, I really like them. I want you to wear those every day. All day! I want my boyfriend to always be wearing the cutest pull-ups when he's around me. If you're not, how do I know you won't make an accident? Don't you want to make me happy? I know you do. So you will wear these pull-ups every day to work and when you go to bed with me!