Finally, the perfect clip for all men, Alphas and Betas alike! Maybe you’ve struggled with your identity and aren’t sure where you fit. Maybe you think you know which side you’re on and want to reassure yourself. Whatever your reasons or beliefs, I have the answers you need. Through extensive trial and experimentation, science has found a genetic feature that quite literally distinguishes those who are predetermined to be Alphas or Betas. I won’t bore you with the tedious details, but obviously I have the Alpha trait and now I’ve made it simple to find out if you have it too! All you need to do is sit back, stroke, and enjoy the show. As soon as I begin the test, you’ll have your results instantly! This method is fool-proof, and nothing is more scientifically accurate. Give it a try and be convinced once and for all who you really are: an Alpha or a Beta.