There’s just something so thrilling about swiping that card. Over and over again… Until there’s nothing left. Nothing really comes close to that tingling sensation of deepening your financial fuckery for me. Debt has turned into your sex life, And you won’t feel satisfied until every dollar is returned to goddess perfect hands. Debt keeps you on your toes. Debt is a constant reminder of my power, of how good it feels to be so helplessly weak for me. Today you’ll be diving balls deep in to debt, as if it was pussy. And can’t fucking wait, can you, wallet slut?