I allow you to worship my boots. You sit dutifully on the floor in front of me and I enjoy smoking my cigarette. You are conveniently placed so that you can eat the gum off my boots, which I have stepped especially for you. Lick my spit from the shiny red boots. It's so pathetic that kissing, licking and cleaning my boots makes you hornier than real sex. If you are well-behaved, I'll let you put your pathetic willy between my overknees. That feels better than any cunt, huh?!