A long time ago, lived a princess A fair maiden with gold locks Great evil swept the land into duress And cast her in a dungeon, away from cocks Little did the guards know The princess turned her hair brassy Oh, all the ruses such a bimbo Can trick you with to act bratty With great ease she lured the fools Twinkle of an eye, she had her way Leaving them in a puddle of drool Her embers rising, to the Devil’s dismay (In other words, I am doing long movies again