You decided to do the whole No-Nut November thing, and make a go about being a microinfluencer about it. You actually got a lot more follower than you thought you would, so you figured why not keep it going? See how far you can take it. What you didn't know was that your mom put nannyware on your phone, and she's been following your whole month of "semen retention!" And she's pissed. She thinks its stupid, and dangerous, and she barges into your room and demands you end it right now. Never one to back down from an argument, you use the classic line: make me. You've always called her bluff, but she couldn't possibly take the bait on this one, right?