Oh honey, your wife wants you to go CLUBBING with her today. Of course, I perfectly know it that you suffer from a SMALL BLADDER. Just put a DIAPER on and let's have some FUN!  I want to CHEAT ON you with a REAL DEAL MAN there in the club. Hahaha, with the one who doesn't need a DIAPER whenever he gets HORNY. Oh my, I guess there is a man staring at your diaper! I believe he wants to invite you for a DANCE. I bet as soon as he touches your ASS you will make your DIAPER WET! Hahaha ... prove it to me that I'm wrong and hold your PEE inside the BLADDER while I will be making out with a STRANGER.