You want to serve Me and be My spitbucket so badly… you’ve never craved a position in life so desperately. All you want for Christmas is to submit like a good boy and give Me everything I want. Here’s a little 101 training on how to please and satisfy Me… make sure to follow every command, listening intently and lapping up every single drop of spit that you missed. Good boys will always go above and beyond by sending selfless tributes after viewing… oh and, of course, I expect you to be upon your knees the entire time!!!