You might of been a loser in high school, but you’re a whole new person now. You’ve got the car, the house, the money and you’re ready to go show yourself off to all those mean popular girls who picked on you. You show up at the reunion and immediately see Me, the girl you used to like. I never looked your way back then but maybe I’ll take a chance with the new you! You gain the courage to tell me how you’ve felt these years, and to your surprise I tell you I feel the same. In fact, I'm so excited that I pulls you into the bathroom. I wants you right here, right now. Except I really don't! Once I got you with your pants down, I remind you what a desperate small dicked loser you were, and always will be!