Hey babe! I have something I need to admit—you know how you've been having all these problems lately where you can't seem to last inside of me at all anymore? You used to be able to fuck me all night and it was super satisfying, but now you can't even make it into my pussy before you spurt your load all over my thighs, sometimes on my pussy entrance, but never inside. What I have to tell you is that I made you into a premature ejaculator. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. For the past year or so I've studied the dirty talk that makes you cum and have been slowly conditioning you to have no chance lasting inside of me. You're wondering why? It's because secretly, I find premature ejaculation to be really sexy. Getting inside that head of yours, permanently altering the way you get off. It's flattering and cute that I barely need to brush up against you now for you to shoot your load! It's okay that you can't cum in me anymore, I think it's better this way. I admit that I lied about all of those meetings I "needed to get to." I started asking for quickies and telling you how much I love them as a part of your conditioning. I told you I felt ill or wasn't in the mood to make you wait increasingly longer for sex. By the time you finally got what you wanted, you couldn't even last long enough to enjoy it. This started making you insecure, it got in your head, and you started cumming even earlier, until eventually you couldn't make it in! This is when you officially became a fuck failure, and I knew my plan to make you a premature ejaculator was unraveling exactly as I had hoped. My favorite part was when you first failed to make it in, watching the confusion on your face turn into deep sexual frustration. You would lay next to me, pathetic and spent after no sexual contact. All the while, I was secretly getting off to your embarrassment and broken dick. I can tell that talking about all of this has you close to cumming in your pants, so I tell you to cum all over yourself, not in my pussy. I prefer watching you cum in your pants over watching you attempt to fuck me. Before I go, I reassure you that all of this is okay, I love and accept you for the cute little premature ejaculator that you are.