I'm so glad you could be here today. I'm throwing a huge party tonight, inviting all our friends, including your girlfriend! But you see i have this problem, I went out to the buffet last night and went to town! I ate everything in sight, and now my tummy is hurting so bad. I invited you over early to use your mouth and tongue to suck and swallow all my farts down! Now you better do a good job. I don't want my guests getting here and my house reeking of farts! I don't care how bad they smell, how bad they taste or even if they get juicy! Your going to suck everything down that comes out of my ass! Otherwise I'm going to tell your girlfriend about your secret fart fetish! Thats right i know how nasty you are! Now stick your tongue out i feel a huge one about to rip!