My boyfriend says he wants “more of me”, so me, being the ultimate, one in a million girlfriend, thought I’d give him the gift that keeps on giving...Me!   You see, I’ve got this potion that’s going to make me grow, like tall. Tall enough to reach the ceiling. So his wish is granted. There’s now MORE OF ME!!!   To be honest, I wasn’t sure it would work. But it did! I’m ten feet tall. Oh. No, cancel that. My head is pressing against the ceiling—I can’t stop growing!   Oops. Do I have to pay for that house I just knocked over?