You know that there’s a possibility that I’m just going to be laughing at you the entire time for being so pathetic and vulnerable… but you know that a loser like you deserves to pay a ridiculous amount for a few minutes of My perfect body in this form-fitting Honey Birdette lingerie, anyway. So, really, it’s not a rip off at all… Besides! It’s the holiday season, so I wouldn’t ever rip you off “too” badly… pinky promise!!! Princess deserves every penny more than you do anyway, so there’s no point in trying to cage your curiosity… press play to begin the mindfuck.