Santa Claus is having a crisis. The reindeer have unionized, and due to budget constraints at the North Pole, Santa is without any way to make her present deliveries on time this year! Thinking on her feet, she calls in Kitten, a weak little elf from the Toy Factory. He is not much, but he will have to do. Santa tells him that she's going to train him up to pulling her sleigh in place of the reindeer this year. Kitten is nervous. He doesn't think he can do the job of 9 reindeer on his own. But Santa is adamant that this is the only option, given the circumstances. She rides Kitten around to test his strength. As expected, he is extremely fragile. He collapses multiple times and must be kicked back into gear. Santa is not happy. She is not going to give Kitten any carrots. After numerous failed attempts at training up the elf slave, she realises that she put too much faith into Kitten. There just isn't going to be a Christmas this year. Everyone in the world is going to be angry and it's all Kitten's fault for being an incapable gimp loser.