Office dinners are always very awkward for me, considering my voracity and inability to contain myself in front of a sumptuous buffet.  That's why tonight I decided to wear a shapewear from which I free myself while I talk to you about how the evening went and how much I ate!  I slowly unbutton the hooks, letting my fat belly spill out... but gosh, once I'm completely free I realize I'm still hungry! How about ordering another dinner?