Oh darling, you're finally back from your work trip! I missed you so much while you were gone... but I have something to tell you. See, I made a new friend and his name is Kaa. His long, thick body can coil and penetrate me like you never could...and you have no choice but to watch as he gives me pleasure in ways you never could! I strip into lingerie that I should have been saving for you before I hump him, give him kisses with my split tongue, and lose myself in the ecstasy of pleasure that you could only dream of giving me. Maybe you'll pick up on tips for a future lover but either way...you'll never share a bed with me again. You know where the door is to let yourself out, right darling?