The holiday season is the perfect excuse to do some extra rewarding baking. I made a big batch of delicious, well spiced molasses cookies from scratch and I won't be sharing any with Santa Claus. I'm far too greedy and gluttonous to share. These yummy fattening sweets are going straight into My selfish growing gut where they belong. Of course I'm gonna wash down the cookies with a glass of cold milk. Wearing festive lingerie, I show off My sexy squishy belly as I eat. One cookie turns into two, and before I know it, I've gorged Myself. I don't stop until I'm totally stuffed and My stomach is big round and swollen.