Honey, you made a big wet mess on our wedding night. I woke up soaked! I don't want to deal with this during our honey moon. I took it upon myself to purchase pampers and rubber pants for you. This way, even if you use the pampers, they won't leak! Come here, I am going to put you in your new pampers before we leave for our resort honeymoon! You never did this while we were dating. Did the wedding make you nervous? Either way, I don't care. My new husband needs to wear pull-ups at all times! Do you think other people at the resort will hear you crinkle when you walk? I will have to tell them that my husband needs to wear pampers since he soaks the bed! Don't worry darling, this vacation of ours will be great. You will learn to love being pampered by your new wife.