This is the most heavily censored clip I’ve ever made. It’s designed for total fucking losers like you, the type of pussy free loser who knows they don’t deserve to see anything. Under all those pixels I’m actually in a hot outfit. I’ll describe it to you but you’ll barely be able to make any of it out, and that’s what you deserve. You deserve to jerk off to nothing more than pixels while I tell you about what sort of person buys a clip like this, and how I’ll use the list of people who bought this clip.