You wake up and your body is under covers. You call for your boyfriend and apologize for the fight you had last night. You are ready for the make up sex. He doesn’t answer. You go to get out of bed and find yourself hugely pregnant! OMG, what happened to you. You’ve grown right out of your PJS You begin thinking out loud about your fight last night. You were tired of your boyfriend acting up. Having no responsibility, no job, just living off you. You may aswell be his mother as he acts like he is your.. ANYWAY!! Oh no.. what did you just wish for?! Suddenly you feel a strong kick in your belly! “Honey? Is that you? If it is kick three times?” “OMG, it is you. How the hell did this happen? Holy f u c k, I’m pregnant with my boyfriend!” “Quit kicking me, I didn’t mean it! I don’t want to be pregnant either. How do I explain this? My tits are huge. My belly is gigantic! I can’t hide it. I need to get you out.” “ How do I do that?” You squat and try to push, but you can tell that isn’t going to work. You assume the “birth position” and try pushing, but nothing happens. “ I can’t just push you out. I need to have contractions and that isn’t happening. Oh God, how can I explain this?” “Sometimes sex gets things going. Let me get a dildo and have a go.” As you ride the dildo cowgirl style complain about him kicking around in your tummy. Finally you realize it just isn’t happening. Your just going to have to come to term and birth him the regular way. For now you are both going to have to get used to this new way of living. And in a few months you will truly be his mommy