Learning to Wipe Your Bottom

It's time to start potty training! This is the year we get you out of diapers and into training pants. I read you a book about using the potty, and explain how I'll be inspecting your bottom each time you make a stinky. Throughout the day, you keep making big stinkies in your training potty, but each time your wiping gets worse and worse. I keep having to wipe your messy bottom while you bend over. By the last check in, I find messy marks in your pull ups. Finally, it's decided potty training isn't for you just yet.