I have a surprise for you! I'm not sure why you were so shy to tell me, but I saw your browsing history and figured out you have a burping fetish! I pull out a bottle of soda - today I'm going to help fulfill your fantasies. I chat with you and tease you. I have some big sips of soda and tease you about your fetish as I start to let out some big burps for you! Does that make you happy?