I’ve been trying to gain and grow for so long with no progress... but then I tried this magic potion… and now I’m a big fat cow like you always wanted! Everything about me is bigger, squishier, plumper. Isn’t it your dream come true? Just plob me on your face and get to moving me around. The more you make me move the more hungry I get though so get ready to order me LOTS of food! Glad I can finally be the cow girl of your dreams babe <3