Thanks for bringing my stuff back, friend! You're so sweet! You decide to do a total bonehead move and ask me out- lol!! I point out that I tower over you, that I have to sit down to look you in the eyes- no way! You say "but I like tall women" and I reply "Oh, honey." You can't do anything for me being so much shorter than me! I berate you about how short you are, showing off my height and listing all the things I can do for YOU (reaching things on the tall shelf...).... but you don't offer me much as a little shrimp! I'd never... Sorry, friend... but not sorry!
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