UNFUCKABLE

Who would ever have sex with you? That’s right, nobody. Nobody would ever fuck you because you are the epitome of unfuckable. Ugly, inexperienced, little dicked and a total beta loser. We both know you would look like a deer caught in headlights if a girl ever pulled you into a bedroom. You are literally more sexually useless than a bed. The only way someone would ever fuck a freak like you is financially. Your tiny shrimp dick can’t handle pussy. You wouldn’t even physically be capable of sex because your penis is too small to reach a woman’s g-spot. I would make you pledge to be My virgin for life but we both know you don’t have a choice. You are destined to be alone forever glued to your computer and debilitatingly addicted to porn.