On the menu today: Goddess Eva's stinky gym socks! Marinated in my sweaty feet and seasoned with my luscious toes. You're gonna smell them before you taste them! If they're making your eyes water from over here, imagine how bad it's gonna be when I shove them right under your nose! Yummy. After I've got them coated in your saliva, I'll make you jerk with them while I stick my toes in your mouth. Don't act like you don't love my cheesy feet!