I've been hearing all your ex's talk for some time and I think I finally need to ask about the truth... Is it true that you have an absolutely enormous cock?? Come on, let me see and I'll be the judge, I'm sure they're just exaggerating! Um.... oh wow.... That thing is absurdly big flaccid, but I want to see just how big it gets! Come on, stroke for me and I'll tell you just how to do it! Then I can measure you! Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY