There's a special dirty little box I use to store all your indiscretions and secrets. It's your very own pandora's box. Imagine the detrimental consequences that would come to be if I decided to release the contents. I'm going to take you on a trip down memory lane so we can look back on all your fag secrets. I know how terrifying the thought of that is to you, so I know you will keep the contents safe with continuous payment.