Happy Birthday to you, you little dork! Here you are, wanting to celebrate your special day by doing something humiliating, slightly painful, and quite degrading. Go figure! I’m not surprised and that’s exactly why I concocted this task for you to partake in to celebrate another trip around the sun. It’s going to get wet, it’s going to get messy, and it’s going to have all the asscrack annihilation that you’re used to from my wedgie clips. You’ll be yanking your waistband, bouncing, doing Melvins, and of course, taking it all the way to atomic. You’ll have your cake…and I guess you can eat it if you want to. Be ready to make a mess and floss your ass with those undies, birthday bitch!