What are you doing in my room? Aren't there more pressing questions that you might want to ask right now? Why am I so big? I think the question you want to ask is "Why are you so tiny?" haha You're literally two inches tall. I'll fill you in. Well I did it, I'm the one that shrunk you. I didn't really that having a roommate would be so annoying. Ever since you moved in, you've gotten progressively more annoying. What is up with all those loser friends you have over all the time? Another thing, you didn't even have the decency to clean up after yourself. I had to do something. I couldn't take it anymore, so I decided to shrink you. Now that you're this little, I can do whatever I want with you. You'll still be paying for half of the rent, so it's a win win, for me of course. Now the only thing I have to figure out is where I am going to keep you.