You have a little problem; you have been thinking about coming to see me for a while as you can't stop stroking - all day, every day at the expense of other more productive endeavours. Don't worry though, I am here to help, here to help you reach self-actualisation and be the best you can be! I detect that you have a serious issue with GOONING and although my methods may be unorthodox, I assure you, that they are incredibly effective - after all, I am the counsellor and I know what is best for you. It may surprise you that it involves giving into your desires, in a controlled environment of course, as well a committing to our sessions. Now; be a good boy and do exactly as you are told.