Leilani, I need to introduce you to this guy. He's got a TINY problem... And I mean SMALL! Yeah, he's got a shrimp dick! haha! And it gets even worse... He can't get hard! He's got erectile dysfunction unfortunately. Even with both our super wrinkled soles, and humiliation, he still can't get up. So sad! We suggest you just try the "rub one out" method that ladies use! You just kinda rub your fingers back and forth over your soft dick, and maybe that'll get you off! You don't even need it hard! haha! Give it a try.