It's no small feat remembering to wear my glasses, I have multiple pairs and still often forget to, So I'm happy to show you that I infact do have glassed and I do wear them.. Sometimes. Hot flashes had me in just a t-shirt and panties overnight, so my morning pee clip is half nakie as I yawn, stretch, and scratch my adorably soft belly. I sit down, and the stream is too quiet for my liking, so I readjust my position so you can hear it clearly. 30 seconds of solid piss sounds followed up by a single, toilet bowl fart, make for a fantastic piss clip.. But then again, so does my ass in these panties! Once I'm done washing my hands I put my broken Canada sweater on as a makeshift housecoat because I don't have one.. Hey! I have an idea! Buy me a housecoat! $50 should cover one! Oh! exciting! Yes! Buy me a housecoat!