Ooh you thought I didn't know your secret? I notice how much your eyes wonder to my thighs, especially when I have thigh high socks on. I know exactly what kind of images are going through your mind when you see them too, so let me use it against you. (Part of a pad is slightly showing in the first two minutes of this video before it's fixed. If that bothers you, turn away and clutch your pearls someplace else.)