You're such a dirty boy, that's why you put up a profile on tinder! I had to swipe on your when I saw that shiny wedding ring!  I know you like the thrill of the hunt, you have a wife who takes care of everything, she takes care of the all the housework and chores, and it on are your arm at church. But you cheat because you have a wondering eye, and you're addicted to cheating. So let's get to know each other, your wife is at work isn't she? how long do we have? pull that dick out!