You tried to sneak into my house hiding that video game behind your back! How dare you! Give it to me! (feet up on desk) I am SO against technology! I HATE video games! You need to be focused on more important things! I'm going to render this Nintendo switch completely useless before you even get a chance to use this expensive device! When I'm done with it, it'll be trash! (camera pointed at feet views and top views) I stomp on the console, I squeeze it under my feet, I bend it with my hands, jump on it with all my weight, punch the screen, and I run my fingers along the screen to break it as much as possible.  This will happen to ANY electronic gift you bring into MY HOUSE.