Getting dressed one morning, I realized that my "fat" pants, my biggest pair of jeans that I only wear when I'm feeling *extra* heavy, didn't fit. I must have put on more weight than I thought I did this past holiday season. No big deal! I'll just start a diet and exercise routine! Watch me take "before"shots of my overgrown and soft body, readying up for my weight loss transformation. Then watch me take my fatass to the living room where I perform a relatively "easy" workout, but wait.... that workout was a lot harder than I anticipated. And I worked up quite an appetite! That's okay, I'll just have a healthy snack! Except theres no healthy food.... and I can't control myself around junk food. Guess I'll just start that diet and workout routine tomorrow....