I can't believe I have to call you into my office for this .... The office staff said you are walking around with a huge bulge and it's making everyone uncomfortable. As your Boss I have to inspect your bulge. Only to find out your cock is so small there is no way you have ever had a bulge. I can't help but laugh at everyone at work knowing how small you are. Should I keep your secret or tell everyone. I guess we will find out.