I have been sitting at the cafe across from the gym for over an hour.  We agreed to meet there after yoga class, but where are you?  Just as I am about to leave you finally show up.  I am upset with you. I become furious when I find out you decided to sit in the sauna and failed to even text me and let me know.  I get it out of you that you always take such a long time in the locker room because you love looking at cock.  I tease and humiliate you for being bisexual.  I am being such a snotty and bitchy friend making you shout at the top of your lungs for everyone to hear. Finally, the biggest punishment task of them all -- you have to officially come out of the closet.  I want you to live your life being your true authentic self, don't you?  You have to tell everyone in your life, or else...