I've gotten so huge and fat that I can barely stand or walk and am pretty much living on my couch. I have become such a fat, lazy, immobile slob that I am constantly surrounded by food wrappers and I can't clean up after myself or talk care of myself so I have finally hired some one to help me around here. With the copious amounts of food I enjoy and my sedentary lifestyle, it's certain that total immobility is coming. Especially considering I already errored out my 700 lb scale and am now going to have to weigh in on a livestock scale. Nearly 30 minutes of facestuffing and a real life look at where my gains have gotten me!